Why Paige is crying...

A few months ago, a Dad on Instagram started posting pictures of his toddler crying.  The captions told the reason why the child was crying.  I'm sure any parent of a toddler can do the same, so I present:

Why Paige is crying:

She got stuck between the cereal at Costco.

She was sitting next to a chicken.

I woke her up for breakfast.

She wanted a different pillow.

Santa.  Need I say more?

I wouldn't let her clear out the Tupperware cabinet.  (This was at the beginning of our kitchen re-model and the doors were being painted in the garage).

The song she was dancing to ended.

Her doughnut was gone (she ate it).

I told her to get her arm out of the trash can.

In time out for not getting her arm out of the trash can.

I could go on for pages! 

Reasons Mommy is crying:

Olivia left a pair of scissors out and Paige whacked her curls.  (Although, I am impressed with her fine motor skills.)

I left her in the playroom for 2 minutes to get dressed one morning.

I put up the dishes while she was unsupervised.  Yes, a magic eraser got the marker off the wall. :/

Olivia gave her a fun dip.  Sigh.

Speaking of Olivia, she has been working so hard at gymnastics.  Here's a quick video of her press handstand (she has to learn to control it on the way down):