1. Car seats are actually torture devices. If you arch your back and scream when being placed in one, it will buy you a few minutes.
2. There's a baby that lives in the silver circle in the bathtub. She will talk to you if you talk first.
3. Crying will get you picked up. If Mommy or Daddy don't pick you up fast enough, cry harder and make yourself hyperventilate. It will get you picked up much faster.
4. This crawling stuff is easy!
And finally...
5. For the last time, I AM NOT HUNGRY! Sheesh Mom, give me a break!
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